With old age comes boredom. That’s right, boredom. Sometimes by choice, sometimes by default, evenings can become very boring, uneventful and all-in-all, very unpleasant as you starts to age. But that’s just the snobby old man in me talking. After living a very tiring lifestyle for so long, these quiet nights with my heated seat cushion are actually a welcome escape in isolation and meditation.

And that’s what old people like me, needs. With our aching joints, muscles, and, virtually, all body parts, some well deserved quiet nights is always nice. And thanks to the special hi-tech heating inside the heated seat cushions, I can relax all night, often falling asleep because of the nice, nice, warmth.

At first, I was expecting something bulky and pointy when my son gave this to me. Where would the heating come from? Was it supposed to be this light? Can I use it overnight or should I turn it off after ten minutes? As an old guy with very minimal techie knowhow, I had so many questions but my son assured me that once I use it, all my answers would be answered. And were they answered!

Instant heating. Comfort for these old aching bones. The answer to all those cold restless nights that seem to happen more often as I start to get older. Damn. Often, I fall asleep as I am seating on my seat cushion, it’s too comfy not to make you feel so relaxed and sleepy. That’s why my old woman always finds me on my favorite seat snoring away to my poor old heart’s content.

That’s the heated seat cushion for you. A lovely piece of technology that any old fart will welcome to his cold lonely nights.